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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

The fullest monty ever

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Talking about the times when India wasn't busy with the 3g. India has reached 1.21 billion as per census 2011 just a wee bit less than...
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Being Suicidal

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Have you ever tried to kill yourself? Not that I am suggesting, but you know, like a passing thought. I mean, has it ever crossed your mind?...
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Monday, July 18, 2011

The insider story on Mumbai Bomb blast

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Yes, it is the insider’s story of the Mumbai bomb blasts. Who is the insider? I am the insider. When I went inside the Prime minister’s hous...
Sunday, July 17, 2011

Greatest movie list of all time by the greatest critic of all time

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Okay, not the greatest list of all time, and also not by the greatest critic of all time, but it’s a list, and we all have lists, we already...
Tuesday, July 5, 2011

This will sweep you off the floor!

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Title: Midnight’s children Author: Salman Rushdie First Published In: Britai...
Thursday, June 23, 2011

Why aren't we happy ?

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For several months now, I am pursued by a question. It’s a question all of us have, may be not all of us, but most of us. Alright. Some of u...
Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Exams ! ! !

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Sensing my unusual delirium, I begin my hypothesis of exams (exams! there's a cruel word, if you like) . . . while throng of boys and g...
Tuesday, December 28, 2010

The Demon And The Dwarf

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I woke with a chill up my spine.... ...In the midst of a gloomy weather outside through which it was impossible to see the scantily clad gi...
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Monday, October 4, 2010

The Procrastinating Student

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You stretch langurously, you feel wonderful, you stay still in the bed, eyes shut, you hear something buzzing on the bed, a faint sound, f...
Thursday, September 16, 2010

Things a man should not say/do

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1) Wink wink. 2) Well, hellow. 3) Will you be my valentine.(to a stranger) 4) I want to do friendship with you. 5) A little bit of this, a l...
Saturday, September 4, 2010

"Life Sucks And then You F*****g Die"

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It's your birthday , It could have been any other day, but It's not.It's your fucking birthday.you are broke and you are horny.y...
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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Not Imagining India

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In old times, an Indian was born and drudged for the British till he died or cleaned royal toilets, I guess, they didn't have toilets t...
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Saturday, August 14, 2010

Do you hate Alok Chakraborty

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For some reason , Alok Chakraborty needs an introduction, thirty years in teaching business, name slathered across calcutta for his prowess ...
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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Why It's okay To Taste Your Own Breast Milk

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Kourtney Kardashian , you have to understand is not crazy.The thirty year actress has confessed that she has tasted her own breast milk, and...
Tuesday, July 20, 2010

2 Drunk men, Royal Bengal room, Girls, and bullshitting

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"I think its on the left somewhere," the girl said.She said that pointing her fingers to the right.Either she was very stupid or ...
Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Vuvuzela, Messi, me, and the biggest sporting extravaganza

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You switch on the TV , you get a couch for yourself, you find a sweet a spot, and look for the remote, you can't find it, because you ar...
Saturday, July 3, 2010

There's always something to infuriate me, always.

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Unless, of course, you have the charm, a pleasant appearance, and the grace to carry it off, all that attitude is nugatory. I felt a twitch ...
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Sunday, February 28, 2010

"I WISH I WAS WATER"

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“Honey tell me” she asks now “why do you think people see aliens” My face is in my hand and am shaking it, I say I’m sorry honey but go over...
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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Our government office staff are not inefficient, they just don't want to work.

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I was already tired and feeling a bit sick and they made me more tired and sick at canara bank. getting your job done quickly is not an eas...
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The Movie With Encapsulating Moments

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When I was 12 my mom told me , "never judge a book by it's cover." So when I was 22 I did. After seeing "My name is Khan...
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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Oh shit ! It's Valentines Day Again !!!!!

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There was a time when one heard only of teacher’s day and children’s day. Today we are flooded with special days. There is Valentine ’s Day,...
Saturday, January 23, 2010

THE PRINCIPLE , HIS DAUGHTER, AND MY PAY DAY(PART 2)

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This post is a continuation of the my last post with the same title. She, Then, moved towards the mirror, carefully arranged her hair, clipp...
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A booklover, movie buff, cynic, logophile , agnostic, transcendental yet an imbecile. This is the place where I like to dish out Everything that I have to take everyday.
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