The Toilet Speaks

At the outset, on a very cheerful note I take this opportunity to tell you all how I named my blog.

One dark stormy night I dreamt of my toilet seat, it was staring at me .Its time to return the favour,it said.I was shocked just as anyone else would be.

you heard me, it said boisterously.

what have i become man! even a toilet is showing me attitude now,I thought.

TS: Yes ! i was the one, who helped you think when you use to sit on me for hours,who helped you solve tricky Maths equations,who helped you take decisions when you were stuck,who taught you how to respond to girl's messages,who cheered you up when everything seemed bland.

ME:well that's not true......entirely.

TS:Shut up, thank me for i never revealed your secrets, and please, lets not talk about what all things you take to your toilet, the magazines you read sitting on me.

ME:Those are Newspapers.

TS:Then why does it have all those pictures.

ME:Every Newspaper these days has semi nude celebrities in it,that's the USP baba , that's the reason why Times Of India is the number one newspaper, they also have a special column "On The Couch With Koena".

TS:Stop deviating from the topic and listen carefully.I want you to name your blog on me.

ME:Are you freaking crazy, what are you eating these Days dog shit.

TS:Why not,when people can name their blogs "Rotten Tomatoes" and "Sexy Wardrobe"(it sounded a little disappointed).

I knew whatever it said was actualy true.

ME:Okay, i will do what you want,get the fuck out of my dream now and i woke up.

Avatar manages to impress people.

The most awaited movie of the decade, Avatar, isn't what it claimed to be.I am a huge James Cameroon fan and i wonder what was it about this film that turned me off.I mean I have practically loved everything the man has made Terminator and T2 rocked.Aliens and abyss were awesome, Titanic I loved although for different reasons.
To date his directorial efforts have grossed approximately US $3.5 billion.Every time he makes a movie it breaks a world record in movie costs.During the past year or so there was an enormous hype that this movie will redefine movie watching experience(which i have to say is true).

This movie was shrouded in mystery and sprinkled with supreme world.Flying dragons,things whipping machine gunners out of helicopters,humans having relationships with the aliens.

We the humans discover a new planet Pandora, the world of gargantuan trees and floating mountains, at first we are cool with the species living there.then some stuff happens, main character gets parted into the body of an indigenous humanoid.Being stupid humans as we are the supreme army commander decides to burn the whole planet or take all of its resources, but our main character will step in to defend the poor local people...BAM..BAM, explosion and love drama.

This science fiction makes use of Fusion Camera system technology.God knows what is , all i know is it felt as if i was watching a high end computer game.

Verdict- Don't miss the experience.

MY NAME IS KHAN

karan Johar has done it people,yes! He has finally made a movie which doesn't start
with the letter "K".The theatrical of My Name Is khan has hit the TV screens.The film
opens with shots of an autistic Tanay Chheda,the kid from Slum dog Millionaire playing the young Shah Rukh Khan.His mother tells him that there are only two kinds of people in the world, the good and the bad.

Next scene -rain and tears on the grown Khan's face, and his voice over calling himself different but not mad. Then one day..Images of death, mourning, 9/11. And then a rather painful shriek from Kajol. Then Khan is being strip-searched in an American airport, and ask why he wants to go to Washington. His answer? He has something to say to the President.

The promo to me seemed painfully uninteresting and stale.
Sadly, it highlights one of the most loathsome and cliched plot,
the so-called love story involving a terrorist, that has SRK yelling in rain, which
apparently gives him all powers so he can fight while running in slow motion. Or something. Those who've seen the trailer know what I mean.
The idea behind this video is decent, I suppose, but I guess it was put together by
interns from the catering department. If the finished film looks anything like this,god help Karan Johar. I'm tempted to break out a VHS camcorder and remake it myself. I think my version would make more sense and be truer to what racial conflicts are about.


special mention I am a huge SRK fan.

That is when you are blogging my friend.

When you feel cold and warm at the same time.

When you read the same line the tenth time.

When your heart and thought somehow appear to rhyme.

When a single thing conquers your whole mind.

When every word that you write feel like divine.

When every coffee that you have tastes like an old wine.

That is when you are in deep trouble my friend.

That is when you are you are blogging my friend.

First Blog Post

Hi folks,
This is my first blog post.Good news is that after spending a lot of time figuring out how to set up a new blog I have finally got one for myself but the bad news is that after such hard work.I don't know what to do with it.I had thought of creating a blog for myself a long time back, anyway its better late, very very late than sorry.

This blog will contain articles that interest us such as movies , books, current affairs and naked women-(naah! no naked women, there are other blogs doing it for you).Please write your comments I would appreciate that.Good night people and sleep well.