THE PRINCIPLE , HIS DAUGHTER, AND MY PAY DAY(PART 2)

This post is a continuation of the my last post with the same title.

She, Then, moved towards the mirror, carefully arranged her hair, clipped it, when it was done, went inside the kitchen.
She came in with an empty jar to offer me water . I just love it when girls daydream and mess things up.

"Fill in your name on the cheque," the principle said.

I took the cheque and gave him cash, they were all 500 hundred rupee notes.

"you know there are so many fake notes in the market these days." he said while counting the notes using his spit.

"yes sir there are," I said

"These notes look suspicious to me." "You see this note, see how prominent the silver ribbon is", he said showing me the note.

Now he had started to really piss my brains off. I took the note inspected it carefully.(the note was perfectly fine)

"No sir I took them out from the ATM just now,"

"But that's no proof that they can't be fake."

"Sir, the note is fine you can check it for yourself . The silver/green security strip has got RBI printed on it, Gandhi's head is printed at center, 500 hundred printed transparently on the side..........

"Wo sab toh thik hai, he stopped me in between.But no one will take it.

"sorry sir I don't have any other note right now."

"Okay do one thing," "sign at back of each note," "just in case I have problems"

"what?" "shut the hell up, you filthy , potbellied egghead". I wanted to say , but that round face and pink lips flashed through my eyes again .I somehow resisted my impulses of abusing him.

I signed the notes, took the cheque, got up and got out.

i don't know how people like him exist. why people like him exist.

THE PRINCIPLE, HIS DAUGHTER, AND MY PAY DAY (PART 1)

When ever I see that beautiful round face and pink lips and wet hair, my heart - stops for a while, and I ask.

"Is your dad home ?"

She goes blank for a brief moment and I hear a voice.

"Come inside." Of her dad, my principle.

I visit his house once, every two months for my salary. I give him cash, he gives me
cheque, you know those transactions which are not really transactions. Who cares as long as I get a work certificate. This time I hadn't come to collect the cheque for four months.

I went in,sat at the table, ready to get assaulted, verbally.

"Why have you started missing payments again,"

"you are the only assistant I have who screws my accounts,"

"you know how risky it is these days, you know how irresponsible you are," he said very scathingly.

I wanted to kill him. I had already killed him several times, in my dreams. Some times I stab at the back of his neck with a dagger, sometimes I give him a sidekick and strangulate him from the back, sometimes I blow his rear end with a fire gun ALA VIN DIESEL.

I kill him, but always from behind for if I am to face him, I would scurry away in sheer fright, for he looks as close to a horror movie ghost that if the makers of "SAW" saw him they'll take him in their next movie.

"I am sorry sir." I said .

That is all I could come up with at that point in time. I experience a helpless silence sitting with him.

When I turned my head to the right, I saw her again, staring at me, our eyes met, suddenly she turned her eyes towards the window but stood at the same place making sure I had a clear view of her.

Girls know how to do this. You know you'd glance at them and as soon as you have an eye contact,hastily they'll look at the other side before you do the same, letting you stare at them. Because that's exactly what they want.

She, Then, moved towards the mirror, carefully arranged her hair, clipped it, when it was done, went inside the kitchen.


Hey its 1 o'clock and I haven't finished my story yet, anyway, Let me click on the
publish button for now. I'll finish the story tomorrow.

Turns Out That You Are Going To Get Manhandled If spoke even a Sentence With The Word Warming In It.

1- There are A few things you hate doing during winter , you know things like waking up.

2- someone told me, it is the human nature to be unsatisfied about everything in life , When it is hot you want cold and vice versa. I say WTF thank god I am human.


3- Where is Al Gore this winter, He needs to rewrite his book again.
It's so fecking cold today I dont feel like taking a shower. the worst part about taking a shower during winter? -- Getting out of the bathroom when the cool wind hits you naked, unless you are wearing a $500 fancy robe.

4- You are going to get beaten, battered, whiped, yelled, cursed, and manhandled if you spoke anything related to warming now.

5- Cold cold Go Away , come again another Day.

Dance Pe Chane

I came back home, got into the store room, took out a sledge hammer and was ready to hit my head with it, to get the wretched story of this film outta my head, but suddenly I remembered, that this movie had no story, and that's how I saved myself a bump on my head.

I would never have gone to watch "Dance Pe Chance" if it wasn't for my nephew and niece. I didn't even find the promos promising. Apart from the dancing skills of Mr. Kapoor, honestly, I don't find anything in the film that would pull crowds to the theater. Potholed script, miserable performance, poor direction was enough to turn me off.

Mr. Ken Ghose , I don't have sympathetic words for a deplorable, hopelessly inconsolable attempt at film making.

Eww.. Who The Hell Made This Stuff

Mr. Jugal Hansraj

Who are you ?? What are are you ?? Why are you doing this to us ?? Stop torturing us with movies like Pyaar Impossible and Roadside Romeo. Please stop making movies and start acting, you'll do good for yourself after all you're better looking than Uday Chopra.

Today when I came back from the theater half way through the movie.I realised, that
Pyaar Impossible had inflicted me with the kinda pain, I only suffered when I got my ears pierced.

As for Miss Priyanka Chopra.....I don't know What has gotten into her super intelligent head ? How can she do a movie like this. And I don't have anything to say to Uday Chopra, the critics have flushed him anyway.

THE CITY OF JOY

City of joy, capital of chaos, citadel of culture ? How do you describe Kolkata?

It's, in fact, a combination of all these and much more - a cocktail of an inimitable culture and literature with a few bandh snarls thrown in! The city's football mania is as overwhelming as it's love for art, fetish for fish and passion for Rabindrasangeet. The cultural fervour of this throbbing city would drown the fatigue and inertia that most people complain of .

I have an emotional tie with this city - it actually began by default during my days of childhood.I just can't leave this city because it's not up to the it's landmark.

Today kolkata is undergoing a metamorphosis from tradition to modernity, a study in contradictions. There is a steady current in the city's life akin only to the majestic flow of the ganga , like the endless ripples of this mighty river, this city in it's many hues.

Chupke Chupke Raat Din Aasun Bahana Yaad Hai

My eyes popped open to some sound. I looked at the clock, it was 9am, and it was my neighbors who were playing music very loudly as usual. It was still very cold so covered myself under the quilt again. I could still hear some hindi song playing outside and it barely took me 5 seconds to realise that it was "Chupke Chupke raat din" and I instantly got up and said wow! what a song, though I didn't want to. I must have heard this song after 7 or 8 years.

I was humming it while I was drinking tea, while I was taking shower, while I was Reading a book, And while I was getting scolded by my father. I desperately needed this song on my ipod.I knew that I didn't have this song in my computer, and My broadband connection wasn't working. so went to my brother room to check his collection, yes. My brother is your ultimate guide to 60's, 70's, and 80's music. But all my efforts went in vain. It was one those moments, you know, when curiosity grows on you until you fulfill that.

Now it was 12 o'clock, I had to drop my sister-in-law to some relatives place. t 2.30pm, I got into planet M, To my horrific surprise they did not have it either. The curiosity had become a challenge now, suddenly I got a idea , i called up my telecoms care, activated an Internet plan, got back home, plugged in the data cable, downloaded the live concert of this song. And there I was, listening to it, you had to be there to believe it.The harmonium played, the tabla complimented, the audience clapped, and I couldn't stop smiled.

I was blushing, blushing until my face reddened, until my jaw ached, until I got goose bumped. As i am posting this, the song is playing in back ground for the 17th time. And with every sher I am blushing again.

"HE" IS THE NEW "SHE"

Hi,

My name is Ronny I am 26 years old. I believe in taking care of myself. In the morning after i wake up I put on an ice pack which removes puffiness, and drink warm water with honey, After I remove the ice pack, I do 100 crunches for my upper and lower belly.

Then I use a deep pore cleanser, Then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. After that I apply an herbal facial mask Which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare a home made herbal body wash.

Then I have my break fast ..only wheat bread, you know, with orange juice because it gives you the glow.I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your skin out and makes you look older.

I always use moisturiser cum sun block before I get out for my weekly hair removal session at the near by spa.And before sleeping I put on an anti-ageing eye balm followed by a final moisturising lotion.

This was the mail that I received when I asked my friend his secret of good looks .If this is what you call metro sexual, the urbane men of 2010, then we are in a big mess. Almost 60% men these days use fairness creams and lip balms and what not.

"He" has become the new she these days. Men have become more conscious of their looks than women.Corporates have flooded the market with cosmetics for men.All I have to say is "A polished shoe might look shinier but remains a shoe."

Status Updates

One thing I would Like to tell is that I hear about these social networking sites that lets you share and publish status updates or other updates, it makes me sometimes think "why does the world need it anyway." The idea is to make friends online where if I 'x' am Friends with 'y' and he is friends with 'z', I can also be friends with 'z'.Creators are not sure whether to promote it as a dating site or something else.

you are believed to be popular if you happen to have a high number of friends.Well, people who have shitload of friends online, don't have friends in real life, they don't go out, they don't date.
Because if someone asked them "Would you like to have dinner with me tonight"

they'd simply answer " no... actually.. I'll be online, I am just 1 short of 500 friends"

With shit like these on Internet, no wonder I have started to put on weight.

REALITY TELEVISION SUCKS

After being forced to watch Television of late. I was appalled at the dreadful depths to which Indian on screen entertainment has fallen. The trashiness that saturates the programs offered for our viewing makes me feel physically ill - and secretly intrigued.

I was watching one show "Raaz pichele janam ka".This show is among the top 5 shows of the month as far as TRP's are concerned. It's hosted by a guy who speaks too loudly emphasizing every word that he utters, with a middle aged lady(I am trying to be kind here she's not really middle aged:oops mentioning this would defy the purpose) who wears fancy junk jewellery around her neck. She takes people into their last life through regression(i am sure its not the one we learnt during our maths classes).

We've had a string of pathetic reality shows in the last few years however What i fail to understand though is that how these stupid shows continue to survive. Reality television stinks of sewage man!

From Splits Villa to Emotional Atyachar I learnt one thing-the only thing that sells in INDIA is sex. If you can not show it on National television..talk about it,ha. Want to be on the show..learn to abuse, it's very easy ..can't abuse.. then get yourself Assfucked, see , very easy. Every channel has got a couple of reality shows where either the participants are abusing the shit out of each other or the judges, pfft...

News channels have gone berserk with sting operations.It's race among the sick channels with zero credibility for who gets to peek into the celebrities bedrooms first.They are working there socks off to tell you, who is sleeping with who.I am not denying the fact that we enjoy these shows, but for heaven's sake you are not some gossip channel, don't you have other issues to talk about like poverty, communal harmony and stuff. Indian television, a place where every one's willing to outdo each other righteousness, it seems is an aberration.

MY TOP 5 HOLLYWOOD MOVIES

Now since 2009 has officially ended.I am going to post my top 5 Hollywood movies of 2009

1- Public enemies

This was a wonderfully made gorgeous rendering of bygone era of 1933 The climax is pure magic. It would blow the pants off of all the summer blockbusters.

2- Inglorious Bastards

I had been waiting for this movie for last one year and when I got to see the exquisite touch of Quintine Tarantino I was mesmerised. I have loved every movie of his (Resvoir Dogs was the best).

3- UP

Up is a story of a grumpy old man who ties balloons to his old house..5 minutes into the movie you get hooked on and dont wants this movie to end.Its entertaining, non offensive and is liked by all ages.So rent yourself a DVD and have fun.

4- Hangover

I saw this movie three times and every time, laughed my guts out.This is one movie you do not want to miss. It has some hillarious momemts that will get you cracking up with laughter.My cheek bones hurt i had laughed so much.

5- Harry Potter and the half blood prince

I do not know why i liked this movie so much.Its right up there with Prisnor's of azkaban and these are only two full harry potter movies that i have watched.I am not a big fan harry potter but still enjoyed the movie.

My top 5 action Movies of 2009

1- X-MEN

2- TRANSFORMERS 2

3- TERMINATOR SALVATION

4- 2012

5- AVATAR

TOP 5 BOLLYWOOD MOVIES OF 2009

2009 has been an eventful year.Today I am going to post my list top five's of 2009, lets begin with top five bollywood movies.

Top five Bollywood movies at the box office.

1- 3 IDIOTS Grossing over 110,00,00,000(Final figure are yet to come as it's still

running)

This movie is all set to beat the hell out of GHAJANI,it has crossed a whopping 70 crore mark in less than 2 weeks. Wonderful promotion, great marketing complimented by lovely music guaranteed a grand opening and it delivered what it promised.Recent controversy over credit not given to Chetan Bhagat has helped the book as much as the movie.

2- LOVE AAJ KAL Grossing over 66,35,00,000

The highly talked about Imitiz ali's L.A.K surpassed expectations with a brilliant
beginning generating about 70 percent business from the multiplexes sure to make Saif Ali khan happy.

3- AJAB PREM KI GAZAB KAHANI Grossing over 63,05,00,000

Raj Kumar Shantosi once again proved that he hasn't lost his touch at making romantic comedies.Tremendous marketing, exceptionally brilliant music and first time pairing of Ranbir and Katrina turned this movie into a super hit crossing 30 crore in its first week.

4- WANTED Grossing over 60,54,00,000

The debut film of Prabhu Deva gave Salman Khan his biggest hit in two years.While the masses came out to catch Salman on screens people like me chose to watch "What's Your Rashee" .Though I saw it later and consider this an entertaining flick.

5- KAMBAKKTH ISHQ Grossing over 47,48,00,000

Akshay proves his box office king status with this.I consider this one of the most worst made movies of the year but I ain't the one who decides.The movie made over 35 crore in its first week.Akhshay has got a string of flops last year, we hope he gives us those great comedies again.


My top movies of 2009

This is the list of movies that i liked during 2009. These were the films that had the courage to change the way Indian cinema was looked at.All of them made money which ensures that we will get to see more of these movies this year that different from the usual bollywood melodrama.

1- 3 idiots

2- Dev D

3- Delhi 6

4- Kaminey

5- Paa

HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR people . I wish you peace, love, heath, blah! blah! in 2010.
screw all that gyan!!! I wish you sex, alcohol, orgasms, Armani suits, Gucci bags, and i wish you win the fuckin' promotion over the next best guy.

Happy Holidays and i Happier new year.