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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

"HE" IS THE NEW "SHE"



Hi,

My name is Ronny I am 26 years old. I believe in taking care of myself. In the morning after i wake up I put on an ice pack which removes puffiness, and drink warm water with honey, After I remove the ice pack, I do 100 crunches for my upper and lower belly.

Then I use a deep pore cleanser, Then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. After that I apply an herbal facial mask Which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare a home made herbal body wash.

Then I have my break fast ..only wheat bread, you know, with orange juice because it gives you the glow.I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your skin out and makes you look older.

I always use moisturiser cum sun block before I get out for my weekly hair removal session at the near by spa.And before sleeping I put on an anti-ageing eye balm followed by a final moisturising lotion.

This was the mail that I received when I asked my friend his secret of good looks .If this is what you call metro sexual, the urbane men of 2010, then we are in a big mess. Almost 60% men these days use fairness creams and lip balms and what not.

"He" has become the new she these days. Men have become more conscious of their looks than women.Corporates have flooded the market with cosmetics for men.All I have to say is "A polished shoe might look shinier but remains a shoe."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's true because men are under the impression that if they do all that they'd look attractive to women.Anyway, Your friend does take care of himself.lol!

Sneha Jlan said...

Does he work also? or only takes care of himself ?

Anonymous said...

That's a great regime ...I must say .

AJ said...

yes . If I could do all that I'll give Robert Pattison a compition.

Indeed all izz well said...

My MY ....ok wud like to disagree with your "He becomes she" title...coz i know atleast 50 girls and atleast 10 out of them are good looking (as per the boys{self acclaimed tough men}) ...and none of them follow this kind of regime....Way to go ROnny!!!! If nothin, he cud get an "fairness cream for the tough men" ad:)...with all due respect

AJ said...

That's precisely my point.. you dont have to do these stupid things, unless you want to look like Boby Darling. However that's where we are headed aren't we, these so called beatification center have increased in number for nothing.