"I WISH I WAS WATER"

“Honey tell me” she asks now “why do you think people see aliens”

My face is in my hand and am shaking it, I say I’m sorry honey but go over there and please hide from me.

I sat her down and tried to explain. "Look honey" "I want you to ask yourself each time before you speak" "Is it making sense." If your answer to any of these question is "no," then whatever the thing is , no matter what, you are forbidden to tell me.
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One of my friends wanted to get couple of dogs, she says they are better than men.Ha
"baby, dogs cant love you, support you, go to bed with you, unless you are really desperate."
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Over there, in the corner, the girl who went to the washroom before calling out the order, That girl, walking with a small little hand bag in her hand or is that a dog.

Why don't I know her or someone like her. That girl, I bet, could make me very happy.
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"I can't remember," "What comes after C as in cat"
"No," it can't be D as in depression, but I prefer keeping my guesses to myself.
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I remember I used to drink Red Bull in the hope that it would energies me, that's how dumb I was.
Not too dumb, I think, the can said 'Energy drink.'
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My friend bought a DOKOMO Sim. When I asked why, he said, he liked the advert and wanted to have some fun with it, I think he forgot It's DOKOMO no DICKMO, but even if it was, why would he want to have fun with it, unless he's had a sex change recently that he wants to keep secret.
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I wish I was water, colorless, odorless and without a taste, and yet, no living can live without it.
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