1) Wink wink.
2) Well, hellow.
3) Will you be my valentine.(to a stranger)
4) I want to do friendship with you.
5) A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
6) At the end of the day.( unless it's evening you are talking about)
7) Booty.(As neither ass nor plunder)
8) Wink at the queen, unless you are the president of America.
9) Never ask "will you dance with me(at a restaurant)
10) "can I ask you a question?"Didn't you give him/her a choice. Did you.
11) "Has the train come yet? If the train had come would I be standing here, you idiot.
12) In the elevator "I have new socks on."
13) "Did you see that?" No looser I have spent 200 bucks to come to the cinema to stare at the damn floor.
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